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🍨 Your Brand Deal Growth Menu

At The Pitch Parlour, we help creators and talent teams turn attention into income - without giving away control.

Think of us as your on-demand brand deals department: We handcraft winning brand pitches and plug you into our private deal network to land the partnerships that move the needle.

We work on a simple model:
📌 Low monthly fee
📌 One-time onboarding to build your system
📌 Commission only on deals we bring

🍒 SCOOP

£199/month

For creators taking brand deals seriously


💰 £199/month + 20% commission on deals we bring. £249 one-time onboarding fee.

What you get:

  • 1x 60-min strategy & planning call (during onboarding)

  • 1x tailored pitch package each month
    (brand research, contact details, pitch deck/email copy, and outreach plan)

  • Feedback on any pitches you draft (within 3 days)

  • Added to our private deal network (we’ll aim to match 2–3 brands/month)

Expectations:

  • We deliver 1 fully packaged, brand-ready pitch per month

  • We aim to secure intro calls with 1–2 brands monthly

  • You remain in control - we never contact brands without your sign-off

🎯 Build your first pitch system and get your first few deals moving

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🍨 SUNDAE

£599/month

For creators ready to scale deal flow and income


 💰 £599/month + 15% commission on deals we bring. £499 one-time onboarding fee.

What you get:

  • 1x 60-min strategy call each week (4 per month)

  • 3x tailored pitch packages each month
    (brand research, contact details, pitch deck/email copy, outreach plan)

  • Light deal pipeline dashboard (we’ll update weekly)

  • End-of-month performance summary (email report)

  • Added to our private deal network (aim: 5–8 brand matches/month)

  • 1x custom AI Outreach Agent (optimised monthly, personalised for your brand)

Expectations:

  • We deliver 3 fully packaged, brand-ready pitches per month

  • You approve all pitches before they’re sent

  • We respond to deal questions/feedback within 2 working days

⚡️ Build consistent deal flow and grow monthly revenue

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🍧 BANANA SPLIT

£2,999+/month

For agencies, managers, and elite creators


💰 £2,999+/month + 10% commission on deals we bring. £999+ one-time onboarding fee.

What you get:

  • 1x 60-min strategy call each week + Slack/WhatsApp support

  • 1x Custom AI Outreach Agent (can be reconfigured for different talent as needed)

  • 5x bespoke pitch packages each month
    (brand research, contact details, decks, outreach copy, follow-up plan)

  • Done-for-you outreach to pre-agreed target brands

  • Dedicated dealmaker managing your pipeline

  • CRM + reporting system setup and ongoing updates

  • Monthly performance review (written report + 60-min call)

  • Updated monthly growth plan (PDF doc + next steps)

  • Early-access introductions to premium brands from our private deal network

Expectations:

  • We deliver 5 fully built, brand-ready pitches per month

  • We manage outreach & follow-ups directly (with your oversight)

  • Response time within 1 working day for all deal matters

🏆 Install a full brand-deal department without hiring full-time staff

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